A while back I idly wondered what would happen if you found your average, non-geek member of the general public who had just taken a trip to EPCOT, handed them a blank map of the park, and asked them to name all the attractions. The result, I imagined, would look something like this:
I posted the above image on Twitter and it got a lot of laughs and many expressions of agreement. No one seemed to disagree with its premise-that the millions of people who visit EPCOT every year leave with a fundamental ignorance of what the park contains.
What’s the reason for this phenomenon? Is the general public stupid? Of course it is! After all, Mr. T couldn’t have made a career out of pitying fools if there weren’t so darned many of them.
“I pity the fool who says the general public’s not full of fools!”
Still, most members of the general public can identify Cinderella Castle, Space Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and It’s a Small World as things that are in the Magic Kingdom. So why are they largely ignorant about EPCOT even once they’ve been there? I think a lot of it has to do with what it takes for a theme park attraction (and by extension a theme park itself) to sink into the public consciousness.
I think there are two criteria that need to be met for that to happen:
- The attraction has to be unique or memorable in some way
- It needs to stick around long enough for people to enjoy it as kids, grow up, and share it with their own children.
The second point is especially important because it builds a sort of generational loyalty. Ask yourself: why is a low-tech ride like Peter Pan’s Flight so popular? It has the unique aspect of having the ride vehicle hang from the track, so you get a slight sensation of “really” flying without being too intense for little kids. But a big part of its popularity is generational: people are taking their kids on it because their parents took them on it when they were kids, and they want to pass along that fond childhood memory. Same thing with Dumbo and It’s A Small World.
And here’s where EPCOT falls short. Because its attractions tend to vanish or drastically change every time a pavilion loses its corporate sponsor or gains a new one, they’ve never been able to get any long-term traction. Rather than receiving incremental updates that allowed them to stay current whilst preserving the essence of the attraction, most of the stuff that enthralled young school-age visitors to EPCOT Center in the 1980s-like Horizons and the upstairs ImageWorks-is long gone.
Because EPCOT doesn’t have any attractions with the long-term popularity of Pirates of the Caribbean, Peter Pan’s Flight, or even Dumbo, people don’t go there with a firm idea of what they’re going to experience like they do when they visit the more familiar Magic Kingdom. Therefore, their memories of the place are not as easily catalogued, and they don’t remember it as well as the Magic Kingdom or the other parks that offer more familiar experiences like roller coasters or shows based on popular movie characters.
EPCOT might be turning the corner a little bit, though: Test Track, which has been an audience favorite ever since it opened in 1998, is getting a glowy, TRON-looking upgrade that updates the attraction while keeping it recognizable as Test Track. Its 20th anniversary is in just six years, which means that Test Track may soon be on the road to becoming a generational favorite as as the people that first experienced it as kids introduce it to their own kids-provided they meet the height requirement.
Still, EPCOT badly needs the kind of unifying philosophy it had in its early years. If that doesn’t happen, we’ll have another three decades of the park being known only as “that place with the giant golf ball”.
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This is genius. I've really NEVER thought of it this way at all. EPCOT was probably my least favorite park when I was a kid, and at some point, it's become my favorite. I now have a lot more memories there as a young adult/adult then I do when I was 12 and taking really pretty pictures with characters. It's probably more of Spaceship Earth that I remember just because the outside look has pretty much remained "the big golf ball" give or take the "decor" they added to it over the years. Other than that, I have more memories of seeing the Tapestry of Nations parade then anything else. (Then again, I wasn't there in its early years so maybe it's different for me?)ReplyDelete
Either way, I think you make some really strong points here and I wish it was something that Disney would think about when they are so wrapped up on memories. We all are. That's why we care so much. But I still hate how they are no freaking commercials with Epcot at all. What gives? Maybe for the same reason you are talking about.
Thanks for bringing this up. Yay David!
(Sorry I had to delete my first one. I got so excited... I had a ton of errors in it. ha)
Ha, that's hilarious, and true. Disney's idea of fun these days is adding more figurative exclamation points to everything.ReplyDelete
The best thing that could happen to Test Track would be to close it. Nothing about it is unique or especially fun, and it doesn't fit in with the theme of Epcot. Bring back World of Motion, that was my favorite as a kid.